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12.06.2025 01:28
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
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So, the docs changed it to read
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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No way
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds